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Anonymous said: I thought it was funny. hey, have you ever tried eating a clock? it's very time consuming.

Haha hey anon for once more. I liked this one better!

Anonymous said: don't feel blue sweet lil cupcake. I'll tell you a joke. Why did the cowboy want a dachshund? cause he wanted to get a long little doggie ;)

Aww no that’s terrible

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